why did the colonel lay so fucking hard into luigi
That video cuts off right before he starts chanting “La li lu le lo” revealing himself to be the GW simulation of the Colonel. This tells us three very important things:
This fight, and indeed perhaps the entire Smash Bros tournament is a simulation
This isn’t actually Solid Snake at all, but Raiden acting as Snake as part of his VR training
The Patriots have a vested interest in suppressing Luigi
The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.
